This is not how my #brain is set up. Most of those are wine, music, art or sex. Standard idiot man. Lok
Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin’ drink, for sociability’s sake and ‘cause I’m a fuckin’ drunk.
Joanie Stubbs: What’s your preference? Calamity Jane: That it ain’t been previously swallowed.
Heretics Fork: A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork. A person wearing it couldn’t fall asleep. The moment their head dropped with fatigue, the prongs pierced their throat or chest, causing great pain. This very simple instrument created long periods of sleep deprivation, which made confessions more likely.
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
i just logged on can yall stop
Holy Shit this is funny.
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Posting a picture of just the embroidering on my jeans bc I fucking love it.
very cool idea
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A mysterious creature from between 150 & 160 centimeters was found by an archaeologist near Lahun when exploring a small pyramid near the Dynasty doceaba of Senusret II. “The mummy of what appears to be an alien, dates back more than 2000 years & it seems it would be a humanoid.” said a source at the Egyptian Antiquities Department, who provided details & photographs of the find but did so under condition anonymity.
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